Dirk Hayhurst is a pitcher for the Durham Bulls in the Tampa Bay Rays organization. Other than pitching, he is perhaps best known for two things: 1) The New York Times bestseller, “The Bullpen Gospels: Major League Dreams of a Minor League Veteran”; and 2) his wickedly funny and insightful tweets under the moniker @TheGarfoose. What is a Garfoose, you ask? ” A “ferocious mythical beast,” according to his website. Hayhurst posted this video recently — don’t be fooled by the first 17 seconds — all the good stuff starts at 0:18.