Marge, is that YOU???

Check out the outfit that former Cincinnati Reds great Pete Rose wore to Opening Day this week. Seriously, did he pick that himself? Was former Ghost Whisperer Jennifer Love Hewitt sent by controversial ex-owner Marge Schott to take over Rose’s body so that she could sneak into Great American Ball Park to see the Reds rally against the Milwaukee Brewers? If not, dude, you got some ‘plaining to do!